imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog
on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
this is the shortest saddest story I’ve ever read.
One friendship ruined
I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often