emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

powerburial:

"no one will ever love you as much as i do" sounds kinda romantic at first but if u think about it for 1-2 seconds or more u realize it’s a terrifying and horrible thing to say to someone

championblog:

cacti should be spelt cactu because u are a prick

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

Retro games you can play in your browser

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

iamprogress:

musicalbeing:

prettylittlerunner:

curvecreation:

Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue magazine. Its nothing more than the body storing fat, which practically every person has to some degree. Don’t be ashamed of something that’s normal!

Thank you for this post.

It was recently found that 98% of women have cellulite…which is a little higher than the percentage of women who develop breasts. 

Cellulite is more common than breasts—so stop acting like it’s not natural.

Your body and everything about it is lovable!

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

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